There's no better way to say "I know they're fake" than with the gift of this cuddly talking bear. She says such wondrous things as "Lick my ni…" well, you can probably figure out the rest of it on your own. This fun toy is not appropriate for children, most adults, or the elderly. As such, handle with care; this is one bear you'll have to keep your eyes on! Stands 6 1/2-inches tall. Other phrases include:

• "Do you like my new knockers?"

• "Hell yes, they're real... real confidence boosting!"

• "Lick my nipples. I can't feel a thing."

• "START staring at my tits!"